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- She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). — Rodney Dangerfield
- This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up… — Pat Condell
- I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was… — Cathy Rigby
- My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body… — Bela Lugosi
- Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed… — Rick Riordan
- For a long time he had been white smoke. He did not realize that until he left the hospital, because white smoke… — Leslie Marmon Silko
- It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape. — Rick Riordan
- Vanilla bed sheets, chocolate laid one way. Sprinkle my nuts on top...what a sundae. — Ludacris
- Just caught myself looking up bed sheets on Amazon because I don't want to wash the ones I have. — Nikhil Saluja