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Dave Chappelle has 119 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
• I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
• The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
• I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful…
• You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to…
• I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
• I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
• People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
• I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
• If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
• My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get…
• The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

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