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Baudelaire Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!†said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.
- And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, "If you don't give me a…
- E!" Klaus cried. "E as in Exit!" The Baudelaires ran down E as in Exit, but when they reached the last cabinet, the row was…
- Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.
- If you are interested in happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy…
- In the time since the Baudelaire parents' death, most of the Baudelaire orphans' friends had fallen by the wayside, an expression wich here means "they…
- Olaf: Of course I'm trying to trick you! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everyone runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying…
- The story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something wrong with…
- This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there’s always something. Something to invent, something to read,…
- I am certain that over the course of your own life, you have noticed that people's rooms reflect their personalities. In my room, for instance,…
- Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still on your plate.…
- Klaus sighed, and opened a book, and as at so many other times when the middle Baudelaire child did not want to think about his…
More Baudelaire Quotes
- To handle a language skillfully is to practice a kind of evocative sorcery. — Charles Baudelaire
- But the more I read... after awhile... I begin to find they were all writing about the same thing, this same dull… — Ken Kesey
- We live, understandably enough, with the sense of urgency; our clock, like Baudelaire's, has had the hands removed and bears the legend,… — Lionel Trilling
- Robert Scott Leyse channels Baudelaire's Queen of Spades and Jack of Hearts, speaking darkly of dead loves, in this new book. He… — Kris Saknussemm
- Today's Baudelaires are hip-hop artists. — Jonathan Franzen
- The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours… — Malcolm Mclaren
- Johnny Depp is like a brother to me. We have matching tattoos on our backs - Charles Baudelaire, the flowers of evil,… — Marilyn Manson
- Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!†said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she… — Daniel Handler