Batman Quotes

203 quotes by 130 authors

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. — Janet Evanovich
Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman. — Ellen DeGeneres
Hades was the personification of dark and dangerous--a living, breathing Batman. — P. C. Cast
I can tell weâ€™re going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. Iâ€™m the best friend youâ€™ll ever… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into internal pollution," I… — Janet Evanovich
(At the back of the cave, Phoebe placed her hand against one of the stones where a spring release opened an elevator door. Chris gave… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Holy silicone suppository, Batman!â€ Ethan said, grinning. Dan snorted, Parker coughed to disguise a laugh, and I glared at them all. â€œWhat?â€ My brother shrugged… — Rachel Vincent
The end of the story of Batman is he's dead. Because, in the end, the Batman dies. What else am I going to do? Retire… — Neil Gaiman
What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman. — Warren Ellis
Stain Boy Of all the super heroes, the strangest one by far, doesn't have a special power, or drive a fancy car. next to Superman… — Tim Burton
Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and loaded it in… — Rachel Caine
Batman: a force of chaos in my world of perfect order. The dark side of the Soviet dream. Rumored to be a thousand murdered dissidents,… — Mark Millar
Batman doesn't have any superpowers. He's not superhuman. He's not super. So therefore he can't be a superhero. — Craig Silvey
He had a body like batman — Janet Evanovich
Batman doesnâ€™t want a baby in order to feel heâ€™s â€˜done everythingâ€™. Heâ€™s just saved Gotham again! If this means that Batman must be a… — Caitlin Moran
Seven actors have played Batman on the big screen, and if you can name all seven without reading any further, your youth has been wasted. — Grant Morrison
And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman! — Michael Buckley
Word of advice. These have a kick, so donâ€™t suck too hardâ€”â€ Holy hypoxia, Batman. — J R Ward
The best thing for rich people to do is become Batman — Karl Marx
He smiled, and it made his dimples come out. â€œI think Iâ€™m more Batman,â€ he said. â€œYou know, what with all the bats and nighttime… — Rachel Caine

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