Barking Quotes

90 quotes by 80 authors

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out. — Francis Bacon
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. — Erma Bombeck
You do not have to be an economist to know that putting up the cost of employing someone is a pretty barking thing to do… — David Cameron
Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the… — Mark Twain
God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and… — Cynthia Rylant
Ever since its founding in 1913, the Fed has described itself as an "independent" agency operated by selfless public servants striving to "fine-tune" the economy… — Thomas DiLorenzo
When we talk about settling the world's problems, we're barking up the wrong tree. The world is perfect. It's a mess. It has always been… — Joseph Campbell
Forgiveness is not simply the absolving of an enemy, or one who has done us wrong. Forgiveness must encompass all those things which disturb the… — Barbara Wood
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion. — Washington Irving
My loneliness...still comes over me sometimes...It's a liminal, lost sensation of having wandered wide, endless boulevards, among rows of orange trees, winter butterflies, seasons reversed… — Unknown Author
I wanted to play a good guy after doing this lunatic on The Sopranos for two years. And then they did the sequel to Bad… — Joe Pantoliano
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to… — Rodney Dangerfield
Intellectual controversies tend to be like dog fights without the teeth, in which the barking not the biting does the damage. — Luis Fernando Verissimo
I won't rest until Tom Chaney's barking in hell. — Unknown Author
If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything. — Marion Zimmer Bradley
It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup,… — H. L. Mencken
Until you learn to play what you want to hear, you're barking up the wrong tree. — Billy Gibbons
Beware of barking at underdogs; don't fight with people who have nothing to lose. — Dory Previn
It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few… — Shalom Auslander
The dog barking at you from behind his master's fence acts for a motive indistinguishable from that of his master when the fence was built. — Robert Ardrey

Who Wrote These Barking Quotes

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