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143 Banned quotes by 127 unique authors

Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace! — Pinho
I think that candidates who have pending cases of blood crimes and economic crimes must be definitely banned. — Unknown Author
Our main agenda is to have ALL guns banned. We must use whatever means possible. It doesn't matter if you have to distort facts or… — Sarah Brady
You can take a substance that works in your system, but then you take this over here that's not banned, and this over here that's… — Lawrence Taylor
The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignore, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual… — Robert Anton Wilson
I wouldn't have filed a lawsuit, but when other people started being hurt by this ban, I knew I had to stand up. There's nothing… — Trae
Such a lonely day. Should be banned It's a day that I can't stand. — System Of A Down
Banned for life. That's a long time. -Darren MacElroy — Blades Of Glory
Hahahayou really wanna know how I got banned from the mall dont you? Cuz I rode a skateboard in the inside part. hahaha... yeah I… — Joel Zimmerman
I should get banned from somewhere, I havent been banned from anywhere in a while... not since I was like 16 and got banned from… — Joel Zimmerman
If we truly had separation of church and state, religious child grooming would be banned from publicly funded schools, and we wouldn't be indoctrinating children… — Steve Fowler
If you coerce a child into talking or singing to a mythical creature, it's not long before that child starts to believe the mythical creature… — Steve Fowler
Russell Crowe recently pleaded with Australian authorities to grant entry into the country for his friend Snoop Dogg, who is banned because of his drug… — Seth Meyers
A high school in Georgia has banned its cheerleaders from displaying football banners with biblical verses on them as school-sponsored groups cannot promote a particular… — Seth Meyers
Life is like a road. Triedness are banned. — Mak_786
Coffee: every day I'm grateful that it is not banned as a drug. — Katrina
Going on the internet should totally be banned after any alcohol consumption at all — Ramandeep Singh
Thinking out loud should be banned. — Nikhil Saluja

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