Banana Peel Quotes by Robert Fulghum

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• The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
• In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people,… — George Ayittey
• Dramatic and emotional trading experiences tend to be negative. Pride is a great banana peel, as are hope, fear, and greed. My… — Ed Seykota
• I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana… — Diane Lane
• People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley
• I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel. — Elvis Presley
• My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. — Mark Ruffalo
• Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum
• I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic… — Elaine Stritch
• When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel,… — Nora Ephron
• In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it… — Chris Diamantopoulos
• His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim. — Charlotte Curtis

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