Ball Quotes

1875 quotes by 1277 authors

A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway. — Jim Bishop
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was… — Art Buchwald
I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and… — Simon Hobday
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree,… — Unknown Author
I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to… — Milt Gross
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a… — Buddy Hackett
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other… — Dave Barry
It does look like a very good exercise. But what is the little white ball for? — Ulysses S. Grant
I did not see the sense in chasing a little white ball around a field. — Calvin Coolidge
Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that… — Ben Hogan
You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts. — Unknown Author
Short putts are missed because it is not physically possible to make the little ball travel over uncertain ground for three or four feet with… — Walter Hagen
I'm a great believer that if you don't get the ball to the hole, it won't go in. — Colin Montgomerie
Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball. — Bobby Jones
I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66. — Fred Couples
In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally… — Unknown Author
Through the ball we are all the same. We just have different ways of getting it there. — Unknown Author
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball… — Michael Bamberger
I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction. — Lee Trevino

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