Bag Quotes

757 Bag quotes by 611 unique authors

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine. — John Daly
I had a 15th club in my bag. — Ben Crenshaw
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. — Robin Williams
Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue; it is hard for an empty bag to stand upright. — Benjamin Franklin
Shaped a little like a loaf of French country bread, our brain is a crowded chemistry lab, bustling with nonstop neural conversations.Imagine the brain, that… — Diane Ackerman
I come from grunge, and then Brit-pop, scenes where you boast about how little you spent on an outfit. ... Now, it seems you must… — Caitlin Moran
You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as… — Lewis Black
Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. — Thomas More
When I travel abroad, because I'm Columbian, I'm always one that they check twice and security and I'm the one that they open my bag… — Sofia Vergara
Give a beggar a dime and he'll bless you. Give him a dollar and he'll curse you for withholding the rest of your fortune. Poverty… — Anzia Yezierska
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out. — Will Rogers
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water. — Nancy Reagan
I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it. — Sarah Jessica Parker
If you look at life as a whole, we have to admit life's good where we live. But in an evil Twilight Zone kind of… — Douglas Coupland
My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put them in a… — Madonna Ciccone
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of… — Raymond Blanc
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. — Unknown Author
You might as well baptize a bag of sand as a man, if not done in view of the remission of sins and getting of… — Joseph Smith, Jr.
One cannot read the New Testament without acquired admiration for whatever it abuses not to speak of the "wisdom of this world," which an impudent… — Friedrich Nietzsche
The first thing I ask is that people should not make use of my name, and should not call themselves Lutherans but Christians. What is… — Martin Luther
Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer. — John Ruskin
When a man but half forgives his enemy, it is like leaving a bag of rusty nails to interpose between them. — Hugh Latimer
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing… — Charles Mathias
Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it. — Nick Lowe

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