Best Bad News Lines
210 Bad News quotes by 181 unique authors
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Sadie got up and kissed Amos on the forehead. “Leave it to us, Uncle. I’ve got a plan.” “That,” I said, “sounds like very bad…
— Rick Riordan
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They reached the carriage house. When she turned the knob, he got all critical again. “Why isn’t this door locked?” “It’s Parrish. There’s not much…
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got…
— Steve Kluger
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I don't like hope very much. In fact, I hate it. It's the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard.…
— Jennifer Donnelly
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Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.
— David Wong
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Somehow, bad news, however ridden with static, however filled with echoes, always manages to be conveyed.
— Jhumpa Lahiri
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Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else
— John Green
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Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone.
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
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Then I have some bad news for you, because humans are going to destroy each other as soon as it becomes easy enough to, which…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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This is what I say: I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, you don't have to worry, you can't change the…
— Charles Yu
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When you have to face up to the fact that marriage to the man you love is really over, that's very tough, sheer agony. In…
— Ava Gardner
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I know you have bad news,” I say softly. “I’m ready for it.” But that’s not true. One is never ready. You just lie and…
— Ann Aguirre
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We'de have to get in and get out the hard way; and if we made a mistake, there was no telling what sort of curse…
— Rick Riordan
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We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?” “It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good news/bad…
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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It is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling you, and I’m sure you understand why.…
— Daniel Handler
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Okay, I'm guessing you're gonna give us the bad news first because there's no good news?
— Cindy Gerard
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I asked her, "Are you an optimist or a pessimist?" She looked at her watch and said, "I'm optimistic." "Then I have some bad news…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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There was no sign of Jules. “Bad news,” said Elliot. “The man is sick. You’re going to have to settle for me.” “Sick?” Vee demanded.…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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In real life things don’t go so smoothly. At certain points in our lives, when we really need a clear-cut solution, the person who knocks…
— Haruki Murakami
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We're not robbing him," Skulduggery said." But I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Is it Deacon?" Francine asked, her eyes wide. "It is." "Is…
— Derek Landy
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Throwing down your staff may sound like a sign of surrender, but in Egyptian magic, it's bad news. It usually means, 'Hey, I'm going to…
— Rick Riordan
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Girls like her, my grandfather once warned me, girls like her turn into women with eyes like bullet holes and mouths made of knives. They…
— Holly Black
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The bad news is we don't have any control. The good news is we can't make any mistakes.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap.
— Augusten Burroughs
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If you ask any police officer what the worst part of the job is, they will always say breaking bad news to relatives, but this…
— Ben Aaronovitch
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