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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. — George Burns
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. — George Burns
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. — George Burns
There is hardly a man on earth who will take advice unless he is certain that it is positively bad. — John Burroughs
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. — Louisa May Alcott
It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that. — Alan Alda
My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George? — Barbara Bush
My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275,… — Jason Aldean
In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million. I still didn't feel too… — Nolan Bushnell
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how… — Samuel Butler
The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion. — Samuel Butler
Mr. Tennyson has said that more things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of, but he wisely refrains from saying whether they are… — Samuel Butler
When I'm on my own, I can be negative. I need my friends and family around to help pick me up if I've had a… — Jenson Button
Not to oversimplify it, somebody once said a good rule of thumb in interpreting a character is to find the good in the bad people… — Gabriel Byrne
A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at… — Herb Caen
I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks… — Herb Caen
In this day and age, where you have a lot of comic book movies made every day, and most of them are really good boys,… — Nicolas Cage
Americans need accurate information in order to consider Social Security reform. Too bad the media can't be counted upon to provide it. — Herman Cain
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
A free press can, of course, be good or bad, but, most certainly without freedom, the press will never be anything but bad. — Albert Camus

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