Babysitter Quotes

49 quotes by 46 authors

TV is the best babysitter. — John Goodman
Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids. — Taylor Kitsch
Itâ€™s a job. Itâ€™s not a hobby. You donâ€™t write the way you build a model airplane. You have to sit down and work, to… — Rosellen Brown
Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. — Vin Diesel
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to… — Patricia Heaton
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock
In many ways, Eulah-Beulah prepared me for literary criticism. After having a two-hundred-pound babysitter fart on your face and yell Pow!, The Village Voice holds… — Stephen King
The desirable virgin is sexy but not sexual. She's young, white, and skinny. She's a cheerleader, a babysitter; she's accessible and eager to please (remember… — Jessica Valenti
Light is good company, when alone; I took my comfort where I found it, and the warmest yellow bulb in the living-room lamp had become… — Aimee Bender
Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best… — Rick Riordan
Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter! — Terry Pratchett
Gabriel: Bethany lacks understanding about the ways of the world. She still has much to learn and that makes her vulnerable." Beth: "Do you have… — Alexandra Adornetto
I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the babyâ€™s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most… — Dave Barry
Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives. — Veronica Roth
Jack was mid-jump when I burst into my room. I snatched his ankle,flipping him horizontal.He crashed down hard to my bed and rolled off onto… — Kiersten White
You know what I'm thinking?' Maggie said. I had no idea. 'Nope,' David replied. Apparently David didn't know either. Maggie turned to me with pleading… — Lisa Lutz
I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls. — Kim Harrison
I went through a few phases of finding myself: I dabbled in musical theater, chess club, dance troupe, splatter-painting, school mascot (go Wildcats), babysitter, photojournalist,… — Debby Ryan
I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. — Liane Moriarty

Who Wrote These Babysitter Quotes

46 authors contributed a total of 49 Babysitter Quotes, led by these top contributors: