Baboons Quotes

39 quotes by 23 authors

• We were alone in a strange mansion with a baboon, a crocodile, and a weird cat. And apparently, the entire world was in danger. I… — Rick Riordan
• Right,” I said. “So the baboon, the crocodile…any other pets I should know about?” Amos thought for a moment. “Visible ones? No, I think that’s… — Rick Riordan
• On a basketball court, five players were in the middle of an intense game. They wore assortment of jerseys from different American teams, and they… — Rick Riordan
• The baboon is driving,” I noted. “Should I be worried? — Rick Riordan
• I didn’t know baboons could drive recreational vehicles, but Khufu did okay. When I woke up around dawn, he was navigating through the early morning… — Rick Riordan
• I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu’s lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. “Dude.”… — Rick Riordan
• Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine. — Rick Riordan
• You are one freaking awesome baboon. — Rick Riordan
• Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. — Will Cuppy
• At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate and replace throughout the world… — Charles Darwin
• And besides, look at elder flowers and bluebells-they are a sign that pure creation takes place - even the butterfly. But humanity never gets beyond… — D. H. Lawrence
• A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon… — Winston Churchill
• Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines ("I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing a stick") — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists—they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a… — Stephen Colbert
• The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to… — P.J. O'Rourke
• For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order to save the… — Charles Darwin
• Baboons take a bit of getting to know but, apparently, once you break the ice, so to speak, they are complex and interesting creatures with… — Alexander McCall Smith
• Love is a huge misunderstanding between two baboons. — Jason Carolus
• Well! The buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot... And the baboons are going ape over this.… — The Lion King

Who Wrote These Baboons Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 39 Baboons Quotes as follows:

• 12 Baboons Quotes by Rick Riordan
• 3 Baboons Quotes by Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• 3 Baboons Quotes by Charles Darwin
• 2 Baboons Quotes by Robert M. Sapolsky
• 1 Baboons Quote by George B. McClellan
• 1 Baboons Quote by Wilfrid
• 1 Baboons Quote by Paul Simon
• 1 Baboons Quote by Ann Coulter
• 1 Baboons Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Baboons Quote by Will Cuppy
• 1 Baboons Quote by Winston Churchill
• 1 Baboons Quote by Stephen Colbert
• 1 Baboons Quote by Aldous Huxley
• 1 Baboons Quote by T. Boone Pickens
• 1 Baboons Quote by Carl Sagan
• 1 Baboons Quote by Peter Gabriel
• 1 Baboons Quote by Emanuel Cleaver
• 1 Baboons Quote by Yann Martel
• 1 Baboons Quote by D. H. Lawrence
• 1 Baboons Quote by P.J. O'Rourke
• 1 Baboons Quote by Alexander McCall Smith
• 1 Baboons Quote by Jason Carolus
• 1 Baboons Quote by The Lion King