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• A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
• The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.
• Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.
• It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one day. My first orgasm was a similar…
• When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.
• Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office…
• If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry treason!. Ironically and…
• Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition…
• We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has…
• I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt possibly believe it all) and somewhere in…
• Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on…

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