Awkward Quotes
1023 quotes by 614 authors
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I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward,…
— Robert Pattinson
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It's awkward doing it with anybody, but it's like Twister.
— Robert Pattinson
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I know that if I have been working on one paragraph and I have written it three times, it goes in the bin. Unless it…
— Robert Rankin
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We were in an awkward position against Yugoslavia in that in order to win we needed to score more goals than they did.
— Jose Antonio Camacho
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The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99 cents. That's what a single…
— Vince Gill
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Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and…
— Albert Einstein
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My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.
— Chris Colfer
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I’m not really afraid to be my awkward self, and I know there’s lots and lots of other people just like me out there that…
— Chris Colfer
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I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn't have the hot girlfriend. I wasn't ever…
— Josh Brolin
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You think you're in a place where you're all 'I'm thrilled to be gay, I have no issues about being gay anymore, I don't feel…
— Ellen Page
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And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.
— Adam Brody
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I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me…
— Aubrey Plaza
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I have a way of dealing with situations where I come off awkward, or people think I’m purposely trying to make things uncomfortable. But normally…
— Aubrey Plaza
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I was that 'awkward-didn't-understand-his body-kind of-uncomfortable teen.'
— Lee Pace
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I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of…
— Jason Segel
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I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend.
— Shelley Duvall
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If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and you think that,…
— Penn Jillette
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The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister,…
— Jay Leno
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The teenage years are ridiculously crucial and hard and, um, awkward.
— Aimee Teegarden
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I feel incredibly awkward as a human being and incredibly teenaged still.
— Andrew Garfield
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