Awkward Quotes

1023 quotes by 614 authors

I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward,… — Robert Pattinson
It's awkward doing it with anybody, but it's like Twister. — Robert Pattinson
I know that if I have been working on one paragraph and I have written it three times, it goes in the bin. Unless it… — Robert Rankin
We were in an awkward position against Yugoslavia in that in order to win we needed to score more goals than they did. — Jose Antonio Camacho
The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99 cents. That's what a single… — Vince Gill
Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and… — Albert Einstein
My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special. — Chris Colfer
Iâ€™m not really afraid to be my awkward self, and I know thereâ€™s lots and lots of other people just like me out there that… — Chris Colfer
I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn't have the hot girlfriend. I wasn't ever… — Josh Brolin
You think you're in a place where you're all 'I'm thrilled to be gay, I have no issues about being gay anymore, I don't feel… — Ellen Page
And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool. — Adam Brody
I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me… — Aubrey Plaza
I have a way of dealing with situations where I come off awkward, or people think Iâ€™m purposely trying to make things uncomfortable. But normally… — Aubrey Plaza
I was that 'awkward-didn't-understand-his body-kind of-uncomfortable teen.' — Lee Pace
I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of… — Jason Segel
I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend. — Shelley Duvall
If you believe that thereâ€™s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hellâ€”or not getting eternal life or whateverâ€”and you think that,… — Penn Jillette
The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister,… — Jay Leno
The teenage years are ridiculously crucial and hard and, um, awkward. — Aimee Teegarden
I feel incredibly awkward as a human being and incredibly teenaged still. — Andrew Garfield

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