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• I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.'…
• I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were…
• There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
• Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.
• But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.
• I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.
• I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
• At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.
• I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
• I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
• If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked…
• I'm not that professional.

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