Asleep Quotes

1083 Asleep quotes by 772 unique authors

People live in sleep, do everything in sleep, and do not know they are asleep. — P D Ouspensky
I never got into fights with kids about whose dad is bigger and who can beat up who. What am I going to say? My… — Unknown Author
Im like a man whos been half-asleep all his life, trying to find out what he was like before he woke up. — Daniel Keyes
If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and… — Mike Harding
Ere thou sleepest, gently lay Every troubled thought away; Put off worry and distress As thou puttest off thy dress; Drop thy burden and thy… — Henry Van Dyke
But you now, you wear your soul on your sleeve, exhausting your energy, propping yourself up on a tree, mumbling, or bent over your desk,… — Zhuangzi
Hung over her enamour'd, and beheld Beauty, which, whether waking or asleep, Shot forth peculiar graces. — John Milton
Life at the greatest and best is but a froward child, that must be humored and coaxed a little till it falls asleep, and then… — Oliver Goldsmith
I've seen Keith fall asleep at business meetings about millions of dollars for him-because of heroin, just nod out and then wake up and answer… — Charlie Watts
The person who has stopped being thankful has fallen asleep in life. — Robert Louis Stevenson
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet,… — Jack Handey
Worry is a subtle way of telling God that He's fallen asleep at the wheel and that things aren't under His authority, but ours. — Margaret Feinberg
A strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if someone comes along… — Zachary Taylor
My biggest concern during a race is getting bored. The biggest thing I have to combat is falling asleep while going around and around. — Mario Andretti
Death rock me asleep. — William Shakespeare
There's nothing better than online shopping in your PJ's with a glass of wine with the kids asleep! — Unknown Author
My favorite way of getting out of doing chores is by acting like I'm asleep. But it never works. — Devon Werkheiser
The lives of most people are small tight pallid and sad, more to be mourned than their deaths. We starve at the banquet: We cannot… — David Foster Wallace
I'd work eighteen-hour stretches and fall asleep in my clothes. Then I'd wake up in the middle of the night, brew a pot of tea,… — Trevor Baylis
Throughout the day I often ask myself, Could I fall asleep right now? and the answer is always a resounding yes. — Lena Dunham
Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a… — Richard Hammond
My dad dragged me to a Bruce Springsteen concert as a kid. It was my first concert, but I fell asleep in the middle. My… — Nate Ruess
We cannot look to the conscience of the world when our own conscience is asleep. — Carl von Ossietzky
Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game… — Joey Comeau
Imagine that, death was just like being asleep. Would he have time to think before it was all over? And would he have time to… — Jonas Jonasson

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