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I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked! — A Josland
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her and then said : A-B-C-D-E-F-G- H-I-J-K. What… — Mike Peters
Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.She/he will be visiting u soon. plz attend her/him properly. I asked to stay with you forever. Her name… — A Josland
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied NO Never!! Boy said to girl : see… — Azgraybebly Joslan
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, is this love? GOD replied, no dear, result is near. — Azgraybebly Joslan
You asked me out, I said yes 3 hours later I found your dirty mess, Girls, cheated on, dumped and I was next, I wasnt… — Curly Girl
Sweet example of true relationship: Small girl and boy are seen crying together. When asked why? Girl says My doll has broken. Boy says I… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Someone asked me to describe U in a Sentence! I said, AN INDIVIDUAL WHO MAKES PLACE IN OTHERS HEART WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING AT IT.. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Last night ,I'm thinking of you, one tear rolled out, I asked 'why are you out?' . Tear said 'there is someone so beautiful in… — Azgraybebly Joslan
When I was away from home and missing my children, I asked myself why I didn't show my approval and enjoyment of them more when… — Unknown Author
When I first saw you, you took my breath away. When you first talked to me, I couldnt think. When you asked me out, I… — Smoochy01
Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you.… — Azgraybebly Joslan
I asked you to take my heart and keep it safe. you dropped and shattered it into a million pieces than asked me to keep… — Megan Sartin
Before my class I saw my students were unusually moody. I asked why? A little girl stood up and said: Teacher can you not teach… — Noble Yabi
Who are you? I asked. You know who I am, he replied. I'm yours. — Unknown Author
There was a girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy,if I told u that I liked u,would u take I… — Ritu Ghatourey
Once a great thinker was asked.. What is meaning of LIFE He replied.... LIFE itself has no meaning.. Its an OPPORTUNITY to create a meaning — Vagabond
Ok, so my real name is Rachel, but only a few ppl here call me that most call me Saaaaaaaaammmm...looong story;) lol I am 15… — Rachel
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick.… — Azgraybebly Joslan
And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth. And his disciples asked him, saying, 'Master, who did sin,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Someone asked me what I want to be in the future. I told them, someone took my future and kept it with her for good.… — Azgraybebly Joslan
What do you think of God, the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, He's not a think, he's a feel. — Ritu Ghatourey
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, How old are you? I said, I'm five. He said, When I was… — Ritu Ghatourey
George Shears ... was hanged in a barn near the store. The rope was thrown over a beam, and he was asked to walk up… — Unknown Author

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