Ask Me Quotes

1187 Ask Me quotes by 927 unique authors

Don’t ask me when because I don’t remember, but somewhere along the way I keep forgetting to commit suicide. — Chuck Palahniuk
People sometimes ask me , what religion are you ? i always answer by saying, ''i am a little part of all religions and and… — Rajneesh
What about you? You didn't even think twice about following those two. They say, 'Let's go onto the ice' and right away you say, 'Where… — Erin Hunter
...don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and… — Ben Aaronovitch
Aren’t you going to ask me how it went, Kitten?" “You walked in and took the stairs one at a time,” I answered. “And you… — Jeaniene Frost
He asks me what happened to my leg. I told him I was shot by a shark. He doesn't react. Doesn't seem confused or amused… — Rick Yancey
Did you just ask me out on a date, Ms Parker?” “No.” “Are you sure? Because I-” “Still no. I need something, and you’re the… — Julie James
...if you ask me whether or not I'm an atheist, I wouldn't even answer. I would first want an explanation of what it is that… — Noam Chomsky
One night you will ask me for something I cannot give. — Holly Black
If we meet and I say, "Hi," That's a salutation. If you ask me how I feel, That's a consideration. If we stop and talk… — Shel Silverstein
Check this out,” Nine says. He holds up a small purple stone and then places it on the back of his hand. The stone slides… — Pittacus Lore
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns
I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, 'Why?' Why did I… — Chuck Palahniuk
Any time you sincerely want to make a change, the first thing you must do is to raise your standards. When people ask me what… — Tony Robbins
I hope someday to have so much of what the world calls success, that people will ask me, "What's your secret?" and I will tell… — Paul Harvey
I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel. — Logan Pearsall Smith
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis
Now, people ask me all the time how we got four surplus budgets in a row. What new ideas did we bring to Washington? I… — William J. Clinton
When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going… — Herman Cain
People always want to ask me about my drug problem - I never had a drug problem; I had a self-esteem problem! — Gloria Gaynor
All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it… — Babe Ruth
People always ask me how I start a collection, and I tell them that I just look around. What am I tired of? What am… — Tom Ford
Should a young scientist working with me come to me after two years of such work and ask me what to do next, I would… — Ernest Rutherford
Sometimes people ask me how difficult the astronaut program was, but being in Sierra Leone, being responsible for the health of more than 200 people,… — Mae Jemison
I stayed in the astronaut program until 1993. People ask me why I left. I thought I had a lot of things to contribute that… — Mae Jemison

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