Ask Me Quotes

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If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too… — Daniel Handler
He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas. — A. Lee Martinez
I'll write this all down for you," I said. "I'll put it in a story." I don't know if that's what he wanted to ask… — Sue Monk Kidd
Whom are you going to dance with?' asked Mr. Knightley. She hesitated a moment and then replied, 'With you, if you will ask me.' Will… — Jane Austen
You know,” he said, “this is why I love you so much.” Her tone was heartbreakingly warm. “What do you mean?” You don’t ask me… — J R Ward
Was there happiness at the end [of the movie], they wanted to know. If someone were to ask me today whether the story of Hassan,… — Khaled Hosseini
You ask me what forces me to speak? a strange thing; my conscience. — Victor Hugo
And yet I know I am too young, that we're too young, for me to live my life only as it relates to you. If… — Megan McCafferty
Now, if you ask me, what’s going on is that we’re all up to here in it, and probably the most important thing is that… — Anne Lamott
If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything. — Kathy Acker
Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me. — Aya Nakahara
I don’t understand why they trippin’, If you ask me, Flow is just as nice as, I admit the propane, I just spit, probably, Just… — Kanye West
Don't ask me silly questions I won't play silly games I'm just a simple choo choo train And I'll always be the same. I only… — Stephen King
and then she asks me how many sexual partners I've had and I say one or two depending on your definition of what I did… — Sherman Alexie
Come on,” he droned, “I’ve been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they… — Douglas Adams
If you should ask me where I've been all this time I have to say "Things happen." I have to dwell on stones darkening the… — Pablo Neruda
Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can… — E L Konigsburg
The library smells like old books — a thousand leather doorways into other worlds. I hear silence, like the mind of God. I feel a… — Laura Whitcomb
People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe… — Bill Hicks
I am always chilled and astonished by the would-be writers who ask me for advice and admit, quite blithely, that they "don't have time to… — Stephen King
Next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields... NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT?… — Terry Pratchett
His shoulder bumped mine again. "Can I ask you something?" I didn't answer. He was going to ask me anyway. People don't say that if… — Lilith Saintcrow
If you ask me, when something extraordinary shows up in your life in the middle of the night, you give it a name and make… — Barbara Kingsolver
People ask me how I make music. I tell them I just step into it. It's like stepping into a river and joining the flow.… — Michael Jackson

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