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Steve Toltz has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There’s nothing wonderful or interesting about unrequited love. I think it’s shitty, just plain shitty. To love someone who doesn’t return your…
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Amen' is like the Send button on an email.
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Sometimes they [people] throw off their freedom so quickly, you'd think it was burning them.
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I don't have a great respect for reality or getting the 'facts' as a means of putting together a story.
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I haven't been part of the criminal world,
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After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to…
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Sometimes I think the human animal doesn't really need food or water to survive, only gossip.
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The game is an analogy for life: there are not enough chairs or good times to go around, not enough food, not…
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I was so happy I wanted to fold all the people into paper airplanes and fly them into the lidless eye of…
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What a nasty act of cruelty, giving a dying man his last wish. Don't you realize he doesn't want it? His real…
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Negotiating with memories isn't easy: how to choose between those panting to be told, those still ripening, those already shriveling, and those…
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That's how we slide, and while we slide we blame the world's problems on colonialism, imperialism, capitalism, corporatism, stupid white men, and…
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Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
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The demons are innumerable, arrive at the most inappropriate times and create panic and terror... but I have learned that if I…
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Until everyone in this country over 35 has passed away, the theocracy will still be alive. And I am not actually of…
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You take the risk of being rejected. If you have pretentions to be an artist of any kind, you have to take…
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Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women?…
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The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be…
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After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to…
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Did I do and say these things? Yes, I did. Are there any mitigating circumstances? Not really, unless any circumstances {in other…
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There was the gate next, which she(Liesel)clung to. A gang of tears trudged from her eyes as she held on and refused…
— Markus Zusak
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I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by…
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Music opinions are like arseholes; everyone has one, doesn't mean they're there to be abused.
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