April Quotes

309 April quotes by 249 unique authors

October. This is the one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March,… — Mark Twain
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Green Monk
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no just… — Green Monk
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that… — Ed Helms
I've also committed my time and resources to many local organizations like Christmas in April, Catholic Community Services, and Hudson County Meals on Wheels. — Vincent Frank
For instance, I was a little surprised that the Shiites didn't rise up against Saddam and the Baath party across most of the country when… — Juan Cole
I told them, you can succeed - it's not likely the first time, maybe 25 per cent, but you CAN succeed. You can also die.… — Anatoli Boukreev
I would also point out that many governments that chose not to support this war - certainly, the French president, Jacques Chirac, as I recall… — David Kay
I've been with the group since 1965. I will be beginning my fifth year on April ninth this year. — Bruce Johnston
Shining through tears, like April suns in showers, that labour to overcome the cloud that loads 'em. — Thomas Otway
April showers bring forth May flowers — Proverb
I'll try not to let you down and I promise you two and a half months of complete sexual abstinence until April 9 [2006]. — Silvio Berlusconi
Love is like an April rain that makes the harvest grow. — Grateful Dead
I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not… — Kenny Powers
Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon — Eastbound And Down
Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I met this girl on Valentine's Day, fucked her in May.. she found out about April so she chose to March. Damn, another broken heart. — Cyhi Da Prynce
This spring of love, resembles the uncertain glory of an April day. The sun beating against our necks, horizons still stuck in my mind to… — Chiodos

Who Wrote These April Quotes

249 authors contributed a total of 309 April Quotes, led by these top contributors: