Announced Today Quotes
- The stable funding announced today will allow Special Olympics to grow and benefit an increasing number of Canadians. I am proud that our Government is… — Jim Flaherty
- Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. — George Carlin
- Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he?… — David Letterman
- The Microsoft actions announced today are exactly the kinds of industry initiatives we need. Microsoft is using its resources to bring real privacy protection to… — William M. Daley