Always Lands Quotes

2 Always Lands quotes by 2 unique authors

• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat… — Steven Wright
• The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Who Wrote These Always Lands Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Always Lands Quotes as follows:

• 1 Always Lands Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Always Lands Quote by John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic