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I changed my mind. I don’t want to be an inveshtigative journalist anymore. I want to be a professional rum drinker.” “There are people who… — Libba Bray
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler
No child is born a delinquent. They only became that way if nobody loved them when they were kids. Unloved children grow up to be… — Jeannette Walls
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic. — Caprice Crane
Bruce, you’re an ugly and silly old man. You’re very possibly an alcoholic and God knows what else. You’re the type of sad case who… — Irvine Welsh
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert
Alcoholics don’t have relationships-they take hostages. — Michael Robotham
Some of my relatives held on to imagined memories the way homeless people hold onto lottery tickets. Nostalgia was their crack cocaine, if you will,… — Mohsin Hamid
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing writers… — Stephen King
I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic. — Sylvia Plath
I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered. — Mira Grant
The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless… — Russell Brand
Should alcoholics go to liquor stores? — Ally Carter
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages… — P.J. O'Rourke
My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I was loved. We were on welfare,… — Carol Burnett
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. — George Carlin
It is useless for alcoholics to worry about the future, for there will soon be no future for them to worry about. — Vikrant Parsai
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink. — George Jones
If alcohol is evil, then alcoholics are the people who constantly and selflessly fight the evil in this world. — Green Monk
I like characters with problems. I like to understand them... To play alcoholics, fetishists, strange girls, you have to dig deep within yourself. It's 'elsewhere'… — Marie Trintignant
But I'll tell you something: We had a big family discussion about it recently, my two sisters and I, and I pointed out that we… — Payne Stewart
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. — Richard Harris
In the wake of my spiritual experience there came a vision of a society of alcoholics, each identifying with and transmitting his experience to the… — Bill Wilson
Christians have had issues all throughout history with using their Christianity to defend and disguise immoral acts and viewpoints; doing what they feel is right… — Sashauni Aaeliyae
Its hard for people to change and stay changed... It's also harder to prove it !!! People can change 1 thing in there life, but… — Kevin Mccarty

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