Best Alarm Clocks Quotes

48 Alarm Clocks quotes by 44 unique authors

Thanks to the greatest invention of recent years, the MP3-playing alarm clock, I can now choose the song that wakes me up in the morning. — Rob Sheffield
I wake up at about the same time every day. I sleep well and wake without an alarm clock. — Donatella Versace
Most of all, however, critics of black conservatives say we've forgotten where we came from. I may forget a federal budget number or, God forbid,… — J C Watts
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. — Mark Zuckerberg
He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed. — Martin Amis
Instead of things I'm good at, it might be faster to list the things I can't do. I can't cook or clean the house. My… — Haruki Murakami
I'm going to take you out of here ... I'm going to take you home, to the world where you belong, where cats with bent… — Haruki Murakami
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock. — Benjamin Franklin
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx
My alarm clock during my childhood was a pride of lions. — Yann Martel
...people don't respect the morning. An alarm clock violently wakes them up, shatters their sleep like the blow of an ax, and they immediately surrender… — Milan Kundera
Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock. — Heather Brewer
Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television. — Chuck Palahniuk
cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend — Amy Krouse Rosenthal
...as it turned out, growing up was just as she'd feared. One day when your alarm clock rang, you got up and realized you had… — Jodi Picoult
On the face of her phone Wileen programs a message to herself so that when the alarm clock rings the screen flashes: EVERY DAY IS… — Buddy Wakefield
All my life I have battled the alarm clock, pummeling the snooze button over and over with mounting self-loathing until the shame is finally strong… — Isaac Marion
As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way to… — Marilyn Manson
Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you. — Byron Katie
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and… — Ritu Ghatourey
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She hates me! — Green Monk
Alarm clocks are like teachers, they wake you up and piss you off. — Nikhil Saluja
Haters are like alarm clocks. They wont shut up until you hit them. — SOAB

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