Alan Quotes

146 quotes by 101 authors

Alan's publishing company was in the Brill Building, and of course, the Brill Building was where all the songwriters hung out because that's where all… — Johnny Rivers
Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner:… — The Hangover
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too!… — The Hangover
Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes. — The Hangover
Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now… — The Hangover
Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is… — The Hangover
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think he's… — The Hangover
Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud. — The Hangover
Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan — The Hangover
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover
Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover
Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man… — The Hangover
The best way to predict the future is to invent it. --Alan Kay — Alan Kay
I spent the first half of my career doing nothing but Shakespeare, Chekhov, Ibsen, ancient Greek. People ask me, Oh, are you worried about getting… — Joe Manganiello
I'd make him a better dresser. That's not our costume designers fault, she could dress me fantastically. But that's not Alan. But that's fine. I… — Jon Cryer
An online auction to benefit the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial, a human rights advocacy group, is selling tea with Alan Greenspan for 11,000 dollars. Or,… — Seth Meyers
I came, I saw, I conjured - Alan Rickman — Essekia Paul
I had to let go of you, because it was the only way to make you happy, even if it meant I had to be… — Akila Sultana
I'm a stay at home son. -Alan — The Hangover 2

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