Famous Airport Words

340 Airport quotes by 294 unique authors

Ooo, I got so much swag. That the people at the airport don't even wanna touch my bag. — Wiz Khalifa
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport. — Stephanie
Im so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Loving someone who doesnt love you is like waiting a ship at the airport — Zayn Malik
If asshooles could fly, this would be an airport — Tamika-leeigh
Everyone at the airport, please calm the fuck down. Thank you. — Sara Underwood
I will never master arriving at the airport at an appropriate time for departure. — Nicky Hilton
My vacation just started, I would describe my mood as euphoric. I may even run and skip at the airport, may not have time though. — Jason Kennedy
Standing at the international arrivals area at the airport always makes me think of Love Actually. — Catt Sadler
Worst travel day ever. I almost Reese Witherspooned it at the airport. — Jenny McCarthy
My flights delayed and I found a pube in my sushi. Good times at the airport. — Jenny McCarthy
There's always an airport and there's always a bald, angry man. — Adam Sessler
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Nikhil Saluja
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. — Ritu Ghatourey
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady

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