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If our family was an airline, Mom was the hub and we were the spokes. You rarely went anywhere nonstop; you went via Mom, who… — Will Schwalbe
Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare. — Dave Barry
The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. — Michael O'Leary
The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and… — Michael O'Leary
Over the last six years, airlines have experienced severe financial pressure to leave smaller communities, making demands on the EAS program even greater. — Nick Rahall
If anyone wonders why the airlines are not doing well it is because flying has been made such an unpleasant and degrading experience. — Keith Henson
They say that most airline seats on planes today are meant for 170-pound passengers. The last time the average American weighed 170 pounds, the Wright… — Jay Leno
We need to confront honestly the issue of scale... You may need a large corporation to run an airline or to manufacture cars, but you… — Wendell Berry
[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything -… — Ellen DeGeneres
Airport take their own commercial decisions on their ownership structure. But this must not be at the expense of exploiting airlines through higher charges — Giovanni Bisignani
When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds. — John Barrowman
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson
Here in the news media, our focus is on speed. When we get hold of some new and possibly inaccurate information, our highest priority is… — Dave Barry
A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines. — Wayne Williams
Many of the critics today get airline tickets, hotel accommodation, bags, beautiful photographs, gifts and other expenses paid by the distributors, and then are supposed… — Wim Wenders
We've got fuel prices coming down and good travel numbers coming out, so it's not surprising airline stocks are going up. — Andrew Sullivan
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like… — John Mulaney
Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them. — Phil Donahue
With any luck, by the time NASA's space probe hits Pluto, you'll be booking a spaceflight with a privately run suborbital airline. — Burt Rutan
With the 2001 terror attacks, airline bankruptcies, pension terminations, loss of pay, changes in work rules — we're all working harder and longer than we… — Chesley Sullenberger
Any serious airline has to look at a worldwide network. — Vijay Mallya
A lot of airlines have come and gone. — David Neeleman
By 1931, after a few years' experience of flying scheduled airlines, those planes were operating at roughly 600 times the safety of the space shuttle.… — Burt Rutan
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see… — Dave Barry

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