Aging Quotes

1128 quotes by 787 authors

I think I've always been a follow-the-leader with my career, or maybe waiting for things to happen. Now I'm like, I'm OK-I know the direction,… — Robin Wright
I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our… — Marcia Gay Harden
Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. — Billy Casper
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. — Bonnie Prudden
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10… — George Carlin
How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the… — George Carlin
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. — George Carlin
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no… — George Carlin
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH… — George Carlin
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! — George Carlin
Life is not a multiple choice test, it's an open-book essay exam. — Alan Blinder
He's the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms. — Mamie Van Doren
His students were hardly in a position to tell him when he was getting windy, and he had recently noticed, as most professors did after… — Aaron Elkins
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart… — Mark S. Fowler
One must take what comes, with laughter. — Olivia de Havilland
Srebrenica's not simply another reminder of man's inhumanity to man, but how intelligent people can always come up with intelligent reasons to do nothing. — Scott Simon
The young man taught all he knew and more; The middle-aged man taught all he knew; The old man taught all that his students could… — Arnold Ross
With the dead there is no rivalry, with the dead there is no change. — Thomas B. Macaulay
Your world is as big as you make it. — Georgia Douglas Johnson
While "cute" is hopelessly anchored to the Teletubby ideal, "ugly" is free to take infinite varieties. In this way, ugly is beautiful... — Jim Toomey

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