Aging Quotes

1128 quotes by 787 authors

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before… — Joan Rivers
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. — Joan Rivers
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it. — Joan Rivers
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go… — Joan Rivers
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. — Joan Rivers
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs. — Joan Rivers
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers
Look what you've already come through! Don't deny it. Say I'm stronger than I thought I was — Maya Angelou
When women get together as a group, it is immensely powerful. — Annie Lennox
There are people out there who are older who are cool. I want that. — Billy Corgan
The boomers will eventually have to accept that it is not possible to stay young forever or to stop aging. But it is possible by… — Eric Liu
I just don't think of age and time in respect of years. I have too much experience of people in their seventies who are vigorous… — Harrison Ford
Now that I'm over sixty, I'm veering toward respectability. — Shelley Winters
He who has good health is young. — Henry George Bohn
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old. Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down… — Laurence Binyon
When I dream, I am ageless. — Elizabeth Jane Coatsworth
How pleasant is the day when we give up striving to be young-or slender. — William James
As one gets older one sees many more paths that could be taken. Artists sense within their own work that kind of swelling of possibilities,… — Jasper Johns

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