Advice Quotes

5149 Advice quotes by 2245 unique authors

Every good friend once was a stranger. — Hussein Nishah
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. — Hussein Nishah
Most people don't act stupid - it's the real thing. — Hussein Nishah
Cartoon profile picture... Are you going Toon or Anti-Toon? — Hussein Nishah
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! — Hussein Nishah
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look! — Hussein Nishah
Gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18 — Hussein Nishah
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that. — Hussein Nishah
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye. — Hussein Nishah
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth? — Hussein Nishah
I don't give a crap, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. — Hussein Nishah
I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene. — Hussein Nishah
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? — Hussein Nishah
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. ...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave... — Hussein Nishah
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. — Hussein Nishah
Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook? — Hussein Nishah
I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right. — Hussein Nishah
When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby. — Hussein Nishah
You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate. — Hussein Nishah
I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships. — Hussein Nishah
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah
Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face. — Hussein Nishah
Facebook - Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT'S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day. — Hussein Nishah
Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, and listening to rap. Grandma gotta lip ring yo! — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes — Hussein Nishah

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