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239 Adultery quotes by 198 unique authors

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,”… — George Carlin
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. — Scott Dikkers
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris
Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional. — Vladimir Nabokov
It is not difficult to deceive the first time, for the deceived possesses no antibodies; unvaccinated by suspicion, she overlooks lateness, accepts absurd excuses, permits… — John Updike
She was as sated with him as he was tired of her. Emma had rediscovered in adultery all the banality of marriage. — Gustave Flaubert
Nothing optional -- from homosexuality to adultery -- is ever made punishable unless those who do the prohibiting (and exact the fierce punishment) have a… — Christopher Hitchens
The older I get the more I admire and crave competence, just simple competence, in any field from adultery to zoology. — H. L. Mencken
Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul,… — Marquis de Sade
Once, I had to drive Oliver to soccer, was ten minutes late, and learned that there had apparently been a misprint in the Bible on… — Deb Caletti
Bad books on writing tell you to "WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW", a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many… — Joe Haldeman
The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got… — Steve Kluger
If theft is advantageous to everyone who succeeds at it, and adultery is a good strategy, at least for males, for increasing presence in the… — Robert J. Sawyer
I tried to keep myself away from him by using con words like "fidelity" and "adultery", by telling myself that he would interfere with my… — Erica Jong
On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home? — Paul Newman
I want to tell you, don't marry suffering. Some people do. They get married to it, and sleep and eat together, just as husband and… — Saul Bellow
A monk should surely love his books with humility, wishing their good and not the glory of his own curiosity; but what the temptation of… — Umberto Eco
I suppose if you were inclined to misbehave, you wouldn't exactly tell me the truth anyway." "Darling, you have a brother fond of holding a… — Sabrina Jeffries
I love songs about horses, railroads, land, Judgment Day, family, hard times, whiskey, courtship, marriage, adultery, separation, murder, war, prison, rambling, damnation, home, salvation, death,… — Johnny Cash
In cases of this sort, let us say adultery, rightness and wrongness do not depend on committing it with the right woman at the right… — Aristotle
As a musician I tell you that if you were to suppress adultery, fanaticism, crime, evil, the supernatural, there would no longer be the means… — Georges Bizet
There are those who, while reading a book, recall, compare, conjure up emotions from other, previous readings. This is one of the most delicate forms… — Unknown Author
How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism. When you were… — Ernest Hemingway
Until politicos take a true stand in defense of marriage by proposing an anti-adultery amendment to the Constitution, stop demonizing gays and lesbians when the… — John Ridley
Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families. — Joseph B. Wirthlin

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