Adult Jokes Quotes
- SEnd me a picture of U! — Mharwhyn
- HUSBAND: if I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL. — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor I am divorcing him for threatening of… — Azgraybebly Joslan
- A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply? — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to… — Azgraybebly Joslan
- 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said Na my wife is better. 2nd went in and came out… — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied NO Never!! Boy said to girl : see… — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend PEPSODENT reminding you to brush… — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Whats hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer:… — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited). — Azgraybebly Joslan