Adult Humor Quotes
- ;; LOL @ this dude buying condoms, and getting his card declined!, he just got cock blocked by Visa!!! — Brittany Marcum
- On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls. — Rock Cowles
- Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips? — Rock Cowles
- FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker the bears see… — Rock Cowles
- The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker) — Rock Cowles