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• The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.
• Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.'
• I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and…
• I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what…
• Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it.
• I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through…
• Laughing brains are more absorbent.
• Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously.
• The kitchen's a laboratory, and everything that happens there has to do with science. It's biology, chemistry, physics. Yes, there's history. Yes,…
• I'm going from doing all of the work to having to delegate the work - which is almost harder for me than…
• Unless your kid is Pele Jr., they're not going to be able to feed themselves from soccer. If your kid knows how…
• A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a…

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