Account Quotes
- In the end only one thing matters. Not your bank account, possessions, or accomplishments. Only who you love, and who loves you. — Nishan Panwar
- Remember That My Facebook Account Is Oldder That Your Child. — Unknown Author
- If you follow a celebrity parody account on Twitter and you think it's the real person, you're a fucking moron. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you allow people to make more withdrawals than deposits in your life, you will soon be in the negative. Know when to close the… — Unknown Author
- When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!? — Nikhil Saluja
- No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account — Nikhil Saluja