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• Abraham Lincoln comes from nothing, has no education, no money, lives in the middle of nowhere on the frontier. And despite the…
• I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.
• We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.
• Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.
• I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.
• It's absurd to think of 'Pride and Prejudice,' this classic, beloved book, beset with a zombie uprising. The goal is to make…
• But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but…
• Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.
• I nearly broke out laughing when the wrteched soothsayer warned Caesar: "Beware the Ides of April." I thought it a miracle (and…
• I think any period in history can be adapted into interesting fiction, as long as you approach the actual history with respect.
• I want to be judged harshly because that forces me to really sit down and focus.
• I've always enjoyed reading history, particularly presidential biographies.

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