50th Birthday Quotes

23 quotes by 19 authors

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. — Franklin P. Adams
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. — Josh Billings
I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our… — Marcia Gay Harden
And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th… — Graeme Murphy
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! — Bill Cosby
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! — Dave Barry
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith
Now that you're 50, your kids should respect you. After all, you graduated from high school and college without Google or Wikipedia. Happy 50th birthday! — Mae West
Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! — Thomas Stearns Eliot
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and… — Eric Massa
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I… — Bill Cosby
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church… — T. B. Joshua
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. — Charles Caleb Colton
Gray hair is God's graffiti. — Bill Cosby
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to… — George Eliot
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. — Helen Hayes
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. — Kin Hubbard

Who Wrote These 50th Birthday Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 23 50th Birthday Quotes as follows: