50th Birthday Quotes
23 quotes by 19 authors
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Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
— Franklin P. Adams
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
— Dave Barry
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
— Joey Adams
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
— Josh Billings
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I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our…
— Marcia Gay Harden
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And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th…
— Graeme Murphy
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In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
— Bill Cosby
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Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
— Dave Barry
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Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
— Franklin P. Adams
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At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.
— H. H. Asquith
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Now that you're 50, your kids should respect you. After all, you graduated from high school and college without Google or Wikipedia. Happy 50th birthday!
— Mae West
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Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and…
— Eric Massa
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I…
— Bill Cosby
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How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church…
— T. B. Joshua
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I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
— Charles Caleb Colton
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
— Bill Cosby
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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to…
— George Eliot
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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
— Helen Hayes
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
— Kin Hubbard
Who Wrote These 50th Birthday Quotes
19 authors contributed a total of 23 50th Birthday Quotes as follows: