““ The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by Clary Fray, Aged 17 . SIMON IT WAS BY SIMON NOT ME (...) Jonathan Shadowhunter : Oh, David, I would trust you with my life! David: Oh, Jonathan, I would sacrifice my own life for your holy mission! (He almost does) Jonathan : (weeping) David, you must return to me! I need you! I cannot do this thing without you! David : Lo, I return! Jonathan : Zounds! I feel a great stirring in my pantaloons! David : What doth thy pantalo SIMON I WILL KILL YOU ””
