Quote by Carson Daly

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

— Stephen King

If I can fool a bug... I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs.

— Anonymous

It is ironic to think that man might determine his own future by something so seemingly trivial as the choice of an insect spray.

— Rachel Carson

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

“Mosquito repellents don’t actually repel; they hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know that you’re there.”

— Jenny Kellett

“Oh, about beer I never lie,’ Crandall said. ‘A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”

— Stephen King

No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his own cider…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home Rule; But…

— William Topaz McGonagall

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito

— Asking Alexander

You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.

— Terry Pratchett

Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.

— Edward Young

Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.

— Arthur Schopenhauer