Quote by Carolyn Keene

“knew from Monsieur Lefèvre’s face”

— Jojo Moyes

“(Claude and Marcel LeFever were speaking in French. This simultaneous English translation is being beamed to the reader via literary satellite.)”

— Tom Robbins

“I'd learned the quickest way to a Spaniard's heart is by feeding their football ego”

— Karina Halle

“Holy shit! It wasn't them; it was him!”

— Thomas Perry

“I’ll lick a leper’s neck before I take a lung-full o’ your stench, Brother Row.”

— Mark Lawrence

“You’ll be the new Thierry Henry!”

— Tom Oldfield

“Oh boy, how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus? -Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski”

— Scott L. Anderson

“The man speaks Southern football, now shut up.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Lecktrickery?” grinned the fool boys, rubbing their rabbits’ feet against the spell of these longest syllables in all Tarnation.”

— William T. Vollmann

“Let's put it this way. I fought for the South. We lost. Lance Henriksen rules!”

— Ryan Mecum

“Jairo’s response came immediately. ‘Yippee! Don’t bring your neighbors. Gag.’ Doug”

— Darien Cox

“French zombie chauffeur.”

— Rick Riordan