Family Quote by Carol Plum-Ucci

“In my family strange is relative.”

— Kate Rockland

“family is a group of people thrown together by fate who become weirder and weirder until nobody else can understand them.”

— Liam Pieper

“When it came to your own family, it was hard to remember how weird they were.”

— Ann Brashares

“After that, nothing was the same. The very notion of my having a family turned vague, hard to credit, even weirdly jokey.”

— Michael Wyndham Thomas

“Everyone’s weird, though. If you’re not even a little weird, you are truly weird. In that bad way. Not in the good way.”

— Maurene Goo

“Family's not family unless it's totally messing you up. I'm pretty sure that's the point”

— Alexandra Bullen

“When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.”

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

“Sometimes family is just not what you were born into.”

— Chelesbells

“You know the definition of a dysfunctional family, don't you? It's any family with more than one member in it.”

— Sarah Pekkanen

“I didn't want it to be something weird, but of course, with most things in my life, it became something weird.”

— Tabatha Beshears

“Human beings are very complicated. The person next to is weirder than you can possibly imagine.”

— Shana Mahaffey

“Your family is in danger.”

— Ilona Andrews