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“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

I always ask at once, 'Do you drink?' and if she says 'No,' I bow politely and say I am sorry but I fear…

— James Whistler

“No thank you,” I said. “I don’t want to accept a drink from you, because then I would be obliged to purchase one for…

— Gail Honeyman

“If I asked, would you tell me?” “I don’t know.” “Do I want to know?” “No. You don’t. … Fuck, I’m drunk.”

— Jasinda Wilder

“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?”

— Alex Adams

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and swallowing, which…

— Jarod Kintz

When people ask me, 'Why don't you drink?' I usually smile and say 'Because I'm not good at it.'

— Chris Gethard

“No, thanks,’ said Sam, who had never understood why he often refused drinks he would have liked to accept.”

— Sophie Hannah

“Unless you want to drink. Then I won’t, and I can drive you home.”

— Ted Michael

“No, thank you. I prefer my liquor cold.' 'Right. Or in a pipe, I suppose.' Phin's brow lifted. 'What a clumsy way to drink…

— Meredith Duran