Quote by Bridgett

COngrats you have officially pissed me off. sorry I dont a certificate for you. there's not a certificate that says

— Bridgett

I want to see the original long-form certificate of Donald Trump's Republican registration.

— Rand Paul

I was trying to find out who my father was. They say that at that time, that if you are illegitimate, the father doesn't…

— Eartha Kitt

I don't think I have a signature.

— J. J. Abrams

I have a very vibrant imposter syndrome that goes on throughout most of my life, but nothing more than when someone has to put…

— Robin Ince

Thanks for being my friend. Thanks for thinking of me. You shouldn't have but I'm so glad you did. Happy Christmas.

— Anonymous

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures.

— Orly Taitz

You arent sorry. You're just sorry I found out.

— Anonymous

Apology accepted, trust denied

— Anonymous

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

— Will Rogers

Trying to win everyone's heart is like signing your own death certificate

— Hussein Nishah

You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything.

— Barack Obama