Backstabber Quote by Bridgett

Congrats you just officially pissed me off. sorry I dont have a certificate for you. i couldnt find one that said

— Bridgett

There is no bigger certificate than audience appreciation.

— Mohan Joshi

I want to see the original long-form certificate of Donald Trump's Republican registration.

— Rand Paul

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

— Will Rogers

Apology accepted, trust denied

— Anonymous

Congratulations, you have successfully hurt my feelings, again. You must be so proud of yourself.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Trying to win everyone's heart is like signing your own death certificate

— Hussein Nishah

I don't think I have a signature.

— J. J. Abrams

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

— Karl Pilkington

It's too late to apologize for. I have already forgiven you.

— Robin Hobb

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures.

— Orly Taitz

I accept your apology, but you've lost my trust.

— Zhat*gornez