Middle finger Quote by Brian kimberling

“Think God’s got bigger concerns in his house than me droppin’ the f-bomb, sweetcheeks.”

— Kristen Ashley

“When God throws something your way, catch it!”

— Chriscinthia Blount

“like god's stray eyelashes the stars are falling—more light! more! god has no time to make a wish all he can do is cry…

— Valzhyna Mort

“Then I remember that God is really, really old. So maybe God has God arthritis. And maybe that's why the world sucks. Maybe God's…

— Sherman Alexie

“how twisted we humans are, and yet they say a god made us; but I find it hard to conceive of any god wo…

— Graham Greene

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Yeah. The problem was that this particular window opened off the tenth story, and he…

— Diana Gabaldon

You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus.…

— Katt Williams

“The world is turned upside down, I love it. It's like we're in a snow globe and God decided he wanted to see a…

— John Green

God moves in mysterious ways His wonders to performs

— William Cowper

God finally caught his eye.

— George S. Kaufman

God shows up with surprises.

— Pope Francis

“God works in mysterious ways, baby, and there is never more evidence of this than when your life is going along fairly well, actually…

— Suzanne Finnamore