Game plan Quote by BJ Knights

To this day I clean better than most maids.

— Ernest Borgnine

Pretty maids all in a row, go on set them up.

— Van Halen

So do you know when the maids coming becuase its getting a little messy?

— Spencer Pratt

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I've seen women insist on cleaning everything in the house before they could sit down to write... and you know it's a funny thing…

— Clarissa Pinkola Estés

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire…

— Scott Adams

I'd rather play a maid than be one.

— Hattie McDaniel

“cleaning anything is simply breaking up the list of chores and tasks that you need to do into more manageable and properly sized pieces.”

— B.J. Knights

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they…

— Eleanor Roosevelt

“A (house)wife now performs the tasks once distributed between servants of different rank or undertaken by the maid of all work. Her ‘core’ jobs…

— Carole Pateman

“One solution ... for the house of the future is to have a place called a ‘dirty room.’ This would be equipped with appliances…

— E. B. White

Some readers tell me, 'We always treated our maid like she was a member of the family.' You know, that's interesting, but I wonder…

— Kathryn Stockett