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Old people Quote by Bill Bryson

“The parking lot was almost empty, except for an old bus from which a load of senior citizens were disembarking. The bus was from the Calvary Baptist Church in someplace like Firecracker, Georgia, or Bareassed, Alabama. The old people were noisy and excited, like schoolchildren, and pushed in front…” quote by Bill Bryson
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““The parking lot was almost empty, except for an old bus from which a load of senior citizens were disembarking. The bus was from the Calvary Baptist Church in someplace like Firecracker, Georgia, or Bareassed, Alabama. The old people were noisy and excited, like schoolchildren, and pushed in front of me at the ticket booth, little realizing that I wouldn't hesitate to give an old person a shove, especially a Baptist. Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.””

Bill Bryson

About This Quote

Source Book: A Walk in the Woods, Bill Bryson, 1998

The narrator observes elderly churchgoers at a bus stop, feeling a mix of irritation and dark humor about aging and mortality.

In simple terms: Older people can seem self‑absorbed, but the narrator reflects on their inevitable death.

Key Takeaway

Recognize fleeting irritation and practice compassion.

Themes

irritation aging humor

Mood

wry reflective darkly humorous

Type

observational social commentary humorous

When to use this quote

  • airport queues
  • church events
  • public transport
  • intergenerational interactions

Key Concepts

human nature mortality social observation

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you react when impatience surfaces?
  • What does humor reveal about our attitudes toward aging?
A Different Perspective

The comment may be seen as ageist and dismissive of seniors' humanity.

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