Afghanistan Quote by Bill Bryson

I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had…

— Khaled Hosseini

We can't stay in Afghanistan forever.

— James F. Amos

Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.

— Jay Leno

You have been in Afghanistan I perceive.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

If I could go to Kabul and not die, I would go back to Afghanistan as soon as I could. And, that was the…

— Henry Rollins

Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among…

— Bill Murray

I'm not good at explaining why I walked across Afghanistan.

— Rory Stewart

I have been to Afghanistan many times, even before the Taliban collapsed. I was fascinated by the country.

— Kabir Khan

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

— Molly Shannon

Whenever I have visited Afghanistan, I have spoken in Pashto. It's like a second home to me.

— Manoj Kumar

The whole world has become a crowded theater. You could say something here in New York and have it be heard in Afghanistan and…

— Suzanne Nossel

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

— Al Franken